Sunday, June 27, 2010

The Tyrannical Fashion Photographer

First she demonstrates.

"Like this."

"Like this, you mean?"

"No. You must smile with the eyes!  Your arms!  They look the tree branches!  Be the wind not the tree!"

Whatever, Tyra.

"NO CHICKEN DANCE!  You look like this...."

"I'm just going to take a break over here.  (And call my agent.)"

"That's it!!  Brava!.....Now will someone please get me a xanax, Rachel Zoe's phone number, a tylenol, and a scotch and soda? This model is killing me."

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